Sunday, October 26, 2014

NOTES FROM KEENS 2014

Ok, bear with me people - I can read most of the notes but as far as remembering what the heck they mean... I might need some help.

In attendance:
The right honorable gentlemen Mr. RF, Mr. RH, Mr. NC, Mr. AA, Mr. BM, Mr. JE
and the Lady and S.C. mother Ms. LM
Attendant: the ever lovely Ms. Brenna
Steak and accoutrement by Keens - (note downstairs table had better ambiance)

Minutes from the meeting:

  • First call of mixed company by the Right Honorable Gentleman Mr. RF on the topic of cardiovascular health.  Something about pulsing and throbbing...
  • Point of Inquiry: what was the first ever call of Mixed Company?
  • The RHG Mr. AA elected (by self proclamation) oyster czar.
  • An historical occasion of note: Car talk has been breached for the first time ever at S.C.  It is noted that the RHG Mr. NC was not yet present at the time.  It is further noted that the topic was actually being used allegorically to discuss sex.
  • The ongoing Philosophical discussion continued at this meeting regarding the "Thing" vs. the "Experience."  A few cryptic notes was attached to this conversation topic - a sketch of a protuberance of belly skin being pinched and the quotation: "when you need a sports bra to ride a bike moment in life."
  • Momentos occasion recorded: the RHG Mr. JE is abstaining from... something.  Topic of abstention not recorded - probably for reasons of common decency.
  • Amendment to previous: the RHG Mr. JE has somehow discovered abstaining w/o abstinence... vis a vis the RHG Mr. RH... if anyone remembers what this means I'd love to hear it.
  • The ritual of Tear shedding on account of overwhelming hilarity was met again this meeting.  The illegible and wine stained note is attached to the record - the RHG Mr. RF on the topic of "lannh's heed" ???


Finally, from the highly lubricated final quarter of the evening a few customary non sequiturs:

  • It is noted that the RHG Mr. BM has added the note in distinctive handwriting "hells kitchen vs. hells lobby..."
  • John McCain - WTF? and
  • Let the Record Show: TYREE James...


And in conclusion:

  • The RHG Mr. RH has offered to fund the expedition once again and invoice "tomorrow" or at the very latest by the end of the calendar year...
  • And a very good time had by all!!!


PS: The RHL Ms. LM thanks all for their animated and genial company for the evening!

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Minutes from Keens

I'm so late posting this! But hopefully someone will remember something about the evening and get a yuk or two out of it...


















see y'all soon!

aa

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Steak Club Summer Session

Ladies and Gentleman of the New York Chapter of Steak Club.  We are all sad to see David Sechko move to San Francisco.  But happy he'll be opening the first West Coast Chapter.  
I'd like to present the Summer Session  addition.  Please meet Weber.  Weber will be facilitating our next gathering.




The theme of our gathering will be BYOB - Bring your own Beef.  The committees will vote.  Shall we select categories of the competition?

Please Begin!