Son'z Steak House at the Swan Court
Wednesday July 27th 2016
in honor of AA+BM Wedding Extravaganza!
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In Attendance:
The Right Honorable Gentlemen and Mavens, Messers:
MB, CFG, AA, BJM, RH, NC, JE, RHG,
and Special Guests Messers:
DD, JG, AC, RS and JW
MB, CFG, AA, BJM, RH, NC, JE, RHG,
and Special Guests Messers:
DD, JG, AC, RS and JW
For the Record:
Oh fuck it's outside! :)
LTRS: By a unanimous motion the right honorable gentlemen AA and BM were granted special dispensation for extended executive powers in honor of their impending marriage.
Subsequently the right honorable AA declared himself Iperetor Crudum-Cibum Maximus I and his diocletian co-ruler BM Augustus.
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LTRS: I was a benevolent dictator, adored by all -
unafraid to make hard decisions in the best interest of the empire.
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LTRS: Early in appetizer and beverage selection unrest bubbled to the surface. Likely do to the unforeseen inter-personal dynamics, the high humidity level and recent upheaval in the power structure.
For the good of the Steak Empire, and to avoid outright anarchy, all Titles and Responsibilities were thus temporarily suspended by Imperial Decree.
Appropriately dramatic pearl clutching and gasps followed from all corners of the table, however the group quickly recovered and were able to more easily make individual choices.
Ultimately, this caused a division in the empire into those sitting on our Left and those sitting on our Right... No doubt this was due to individual power grabs on each side and the excessively linear nature of the table.
Hence, necessary alcohol trade agreements and selective appetizer sharing coalitions between the two conflicting states were overseen and approved by us.
During this turmoil and minor assault upon the Grand Imperator's appetizer plate was carried out, however reparations were made and amnesty granted, through our benevolence, to secure peace between the Left and Right.
Interestingly later in the evening new title suggestions emerged and were explored - most notably the right honorable RHG taking on the mantle of High Priestess of Secrets.
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LTRS: By a unanimous motion the right honorable gentlemen AA and BM were granted special dispensation for extended executive powers in honor of their impending marriage.
Subsequently the right honorable AA declared himself Iperetor Crudum-Cibum Maximus I and his diocletian co-ruler BM Augustus.
..........
LTRS: I was a benevolent dictator, adored by all -
unafraid to make hard decisions in the best interest of the empire.
..........
LTRS: Early in appetizer and beverage selection unrest bubbled to the surface. Likely do to the unforeseen inter-personal dynamics, the high humidity level and recent upheaval in the power structure.
For the good of the Steak Empire, and to avoid outright anarchy, all Titles and Responsibilities were thus temporarily suspended by Imperial Decree.
Appropriately dramatic pearl clutching and gasps followed from all corners of the table, however the group quickly recovered and were able to more easily make individual choices.
Ultimately, this caused a division in the empire into those sitting on our Left and those sitting on our Right... No doubt this was due to individual power grabs on each side and the excessively linear nature of the table.
Hence, necessary alcohol trade agreements and selective appetizer sharing coalitions between the two conflicting states were overseen and approved by us.
During this turmoil and minor assault upon the Grand Imperator's appetizer plate was carried out, however reparations were made and amnesty granted, through our benevolence, to secure peace between the Left and Right.
Interestingly later in the evening new title suggestions emerged and were explored - most notably the right honorable RHG taking on the mantle of High Priestess of Secrets.
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LTRS: beautiful and much appreciated toasts were issued by the right honorable RH and JG.
We felt the love and became completely verklempt. Thank you boys for your lovely words and thank you all for coming and celebrating with us! It was a magical evening and week for us because of your company and participation.
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In Conclusion:
At the end of the evening the bacon crown was put down and a peaceful transition of power back to democratic rule was achieved,
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