Peter Luger Steak House

Sunday August 9th 2015

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In Attendance:

The Right Honorable Gentlemen and Maven, Messers MB, AA, BJM, RF, RH, NC, JE, CS

and making special guest appearance: Mr. CFG - who's thick bacon cheery was popped.

For the Record:

Mr. CFG's full name was entered into the official record as guest of honor:
                                       

Per SC standardized blogging procedure please note full names shall be redacted at all times to protect the integrity and general upstanding character of members.
And to spare the secretary undo spelling stress.

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 Let the Record Show:

Mr. CS official SC membership was nominated, seconded and voted in unanimously by all those present... he shall hereby be known as The Count of Cocktail.

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LTRS: On the topic of induction Mr. RH proposes a "one time only" 
back door induction process for founding members to induct significant others
without a full vote of the founders committee.

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LTRS: THICK cut BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!
As previously noted Mr. CFG has thusly had his thick bacon cherry poped... 
is should be noted that this is known by his own admission.

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 LTRS: Special occasion of the night:
Messers AA and BJM birthdays
Mr. BJM's upcoming 10 year NYC anniversary
Messers JE and CS 6 mo annicersary
Ms. MB and Mr. CFG 6 mo anniversary
Messers RH and NC 2 year anniversary (woohoo!!!)

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 LTRS: Titles were discussed:
Of note Mr NC tried on Sultan of Statistics and
Mr. RF was dubbed Father F          the steak slut!

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LTRS: Mr. RH "got shlag"

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LTRS: MR. RH brought up the Donald as a topic of disccusion
and subsequently called MIXED COMPANY on himself!

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LTRS: Sauce                  ?   
Please note redaction of this entry is due illegibility from sauce stains

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  LTRS: Mr RF wants to sit on a holly cow...?
Please note any discrepancy in the records due to the inevitable and
unavoidable stains of (but not limited to) sauce, wine and juices
shall not be the responsibility of the secretary to clear up.

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Nightly Non Sequiturs: 

(this is when the anna nicole really kicked in and 
I didn't know wtf you guys were talking about)

"It takes a lot of spit... not much persuasion..." 

"They don't see it coming and all of a sudden it's there..."

"I get driven..." 

"French Slongs..."

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In Conclusion:

LTRS: Mr. RH funded the expedition and has subsequently invoiced for reimbursement

and

A good time was had by all.