University Club

Thursday September 17th 2015

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In Attendance:

The Right Honorable Gentlemen and Maven, Messers MB, AA, BJM, RF, RH, JE, CS

For the Record:

Special thanks to the RHG Mr. RF for risking his reputation 

by inviting us to his fancy summer club and letting us have

our way with the library.

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 Let the Record Show:

We got the Hilary treatment... well better actually since we weren't asked to leave at any point.
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Butter was the first thing on the table... an auspicious beginning.

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LTRS: Everyone but Ralph had the escort menus... no prices!  

Also LTRS someone was calling it the women's menu.

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A phone rang... we almost got the Hillary treatment on this one. 

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LTRS: Bi-costal SC was discussed and I believe instituted on account of
Mr NC shall now visit SF for work on a regular basis... and below proclamation.

It was also discussed that the SF branch must be reviewed to ensure their procedures are in order.
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Eehhh! It'sa da Popa!  The RH SC associate Mr. BP has been declared the
SC Pope by unanimous proclamation
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LTRS: Mr. RH needs a minimum of 48 hours notice for spontaneity
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LTRS: You CAN put lipstick on a pig.

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Nightly Non Sequiturs: 

(this is when I dropped my note book under my chair for the third time)

"The pope is the golden calf..." (the real pope I think)

"Consent Agenda"

"...one for all, all for one..."

"move-on-ability... lets all work on it..."

"I love the idea of meat..." (I wonder who said this?)

"Uncle Jack's = the back door induction...  RH, MB, NC, RF don't F* this up..." (?)

"leather door" ...(?)
 
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In Conclusion:

LTRS: The RHG Mr.         suggests we all rub one out at the office...

and

A good time was had by all.